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March Updtae

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Re: March Updtae

Postby Unacosamedarisa » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:36 am

Sverek wrote:Your face is April Fools Joke. Now you apologize to new producer, before your ass gets kicked out of here.


I'll apologise to him, when he apologises to me. Seppuku will be an acceptable apology on his part.
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Robok » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:58 am

Lez wrote:
Unacosamedarisa wrote:Whaaaaa I'm a furry whaaaaaaa.

Fixed

Bawwww

ps. would work better if you abused your moderator powers and edited his post :>
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Re: March Updtae

Postby bauxite » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:26 am

well tbh im no so sure why this stuff wouldnt be awesome.

DUDE 2012 wtf that is waaaay too long, can u atleast give us some of this stuff like next year that would be awesome!!!!
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Re: March Updtae

Postby The Snee » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:35 am

Savin' up for assault class micropayments...
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Infrequent » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:41 am

Lez wrote:
Unacosamedarisa wrote:Whaaaaa I'm a furry whaaaaaaa.

Fixed


hahahha!...it appears you're suffering from an epic burn there, too bad i read this when i got back from school, so i actually thought at first some of this might happen...silly me =D
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Cyanyde » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:00 am

-Additional props have been added to silo’s final objective room to increase the challenge of moving.

I almost spit coffee out of my nose. :)
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Unacosamedarisa » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:18 am

Lez wrote:
Unacosamedarisa wrote:Whaaaaa I'm a furry whaaaaaaa.

Fixed


Good show LeZ. Real original. Trot out a joke you've already used multiple times before, and came about because of your own ignorance and inability to read more than 3 letters into my name.

Dys is in good hands.
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Pirate » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:11 am

I sense lots of hostility in this joke thread.
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Lez » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:35 am

What joke?
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Re: March Updtae

Postby ZeroAssassin » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:47 am

This is no joke sir. UC really left. He really left to become a Nun.. Fool....
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Mafuba » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:08 pm

Finally something for us dear supporters, yay!

Nice one, guys :)
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Juan » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:19 pm

is there a way to permanently enable the skin
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Re: March Updtae

Postby obj » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:34 pm

ZeroAssassin wrote:This is no joke sir. UC really left. He really left to become a Nun.. Fool....


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Re: March Updtae

Postby Fuzzy » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:26 pm

Damn that new corp medium looks cute. I actually want to see it in game!

You had me lol'ing at:

Hate the fact the corp medium and heavy get to have delicious soup slowly drip fed into there blood supply while lights are left to STARVE?!
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Lez » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:26 pm

:3
<3 Fuzzy (mom) and Teddy (dad)
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Infrequent » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:50 pm

Fuzzy wrote:Damn that new corp medium looks cute. I actually want to see it in game!



someone needs to make that skin...NAO! ME WUNTS! *waves arms about stamping feet whining*
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Re: March Updtae

Postby ZeroAssassin » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:30 pm

Infrequent wrote:
Fuzzy wrote:Damn that new corp medium looks cute. I actually want to see it in game!



someone needs to make that skin...NAO! ME WUNTS! *waves arms about stamping feet whining*


Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man?
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Furtal1ty » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:37 pm

Lezbian wrote:-Mk808 dammage reduced from 50 to 10


YOU'RE.
NERFING.
ME.
AGAIN?????
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Cin » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:03 pm

Unacosamedarisa wrote:I don't like it. This is a pretty weak April Fools joke. Its too obvious. Never heard of subtlety? You won't make any fools from this, the ones that fall for it are already fools. The only surprising thing is that it was written by LeZ, is quite long, and isn't just a string of insults and statements highlighting his ignorance and stupidity. I'm surprised he was able to spell some of those words.


Ever occur to you that we didn't WANT subtlety? We wanted to have fun. God forbid that happen right?
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Rellek » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:54 pm

Lez wrote:-Katana model has been changed to better reflect its range, known bug, katana model clips thru floors currently.

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Re: March Updtae

Postby Unacosamedarisa » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:06 pm

Cin wrote:
Unacosamedarisa wrote:I don't like it. This is a pretty weak April Fools joke. Its too obvious. Never heard of subtlety? You won't make any fools from this, the ones that fall for it are already fools. The only surprising thing is that it was written by LeZ, is quite long, and isn't just a string of insults and statements highlighting his ignorance and stupidity. I'm surprised he was able to spell some of those words.


Ever occur to you that we didn't WANT subtlety? We wanted to have fun. God forbid that happen right?


Ever occur to you that I didn't WANT to realistically critique your April Fools shenanigans. I wanted to rag on LeZ, cos he seems to have spent 90% of the time I've seen him active in the community ragging on everyone else. God forbid that happen right?.
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Sgt_Hobo » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:15 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Leztopia Overlords.
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Re: March Updtae

Postby Analogy » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:22 pm

Lawl at this community. Even an april fools joke turns into a flamewar.
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Re: March Updtae

Postby CrosuS » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:40 pm

Can't w8 for that heavy katana! now i can accualy knife a heavy!!! WOOOT AND THE ADDED NADE CLIP I WANT TO FIND YOU AND HUG YOU!!! :corpm: I LOVE BLOWING PEOPLE UP!!! AND why not quad boltguns? that would make the aim better
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Re: March Updtae

Postby twincannon » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:07 pm

una, stop being a grumpy idiot troll and get the fuck out.
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