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April Pre-Update - The Transcript

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April Pre-Update - The Transcript

Postby urinal-cake » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:22 pm

SEC-ORP SHARED AUDIO TRANSCRIPT.
QUETZUKU AFFILIATION. CLASSIFIED.

'Ey boss

Me apologies for the tardiness. I got held up at a sale at BigMax. I got me 'least twenty packs 'o Algae an twenty packs 'o Chocolate Pizza flavored NutriNoodles. If you want boss, you can take it off me bill.
Too business. I stuck around the target for bout say three hours? Just as you said boss, dey started showin' faces bout 18:50. Dey brought high levels 'o security, and seems like dey be protectin' it real good after that bomb threat you put in.
Here be the pictures of the [guard shack] for the arcology and dey got wit' em some new 'slicks,' a rapid response Trojan APC.
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Entrance to the guard shack be really easy, defenses not so much. In there, dey gots a direct connection established with the arco's cyber security fire'all. Dey be able to control access to the arcology from it

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Quetzuku's be havin some high security round this shack. But we be takin' it soon.

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Dey be placin' snipes all over for any one who tries to slip by. Luckily, [-inaudible-] far.

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Dis' be the best access at the moment for the arco. It's 'uge ain't it?

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I couldn't be gettin' closer to the arco, but you can see how we gotta get inside. The shack be the easy part. After that, not so much.

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Now all yah we's got to do is set off that fire'all security, and dey be runnin' inside after der precious generator. We corner 'em, and we got ourself one prette' littl' bow.

Boss, I see you when we gets the boys togetha.'
Oh boss, don' be givin away the frequency on these 'noculars. GLO be on me like nu-kids to Hazmat.

END TRANSCRIPT.


Stay tuned this week, when we crack open Injection!
Also, be sure to check out our need for more developers!

Above images have not been modified to change any in-game features. The effects given to the pictures do not represent actual game footage. Corps are not orange, and I don't know what a MIL is.

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Postby Zero-Flame » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:40 pm

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Postby Blarggy » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:51 pm

Oh so hot. Screenshots = sex.
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Postby MarvintheParanoidAndroid » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:52 pm

Niiice. That is all.
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Postby avv » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:52 pm

Slurrp the leeks... they are so delicious.
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Postby Rain » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:51 pm

DO WANT. O_O

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Postby Keiron » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:23 pm

Holy fuck it's cyberpunky
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Postby heartfire » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:27 pm

As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.
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Postby urinal-cake » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:39 pm

heartfire wrote:As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.

Hahahaa. Holy crap. I lol'd so hard.
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Postby termi » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:40 pm

i believe with the pretext of 'shared audio transcript' and the rest of the 'in character' text, and of course the obvious 'quote' marks around it, my dear team member urinal cake was doing his best to convey the fact that the post was, in most part at least direct to be in character.

that said, each to their own, I think UC was just looking at a fun way to preview injection before the proper cover of it shows up next update.
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Postby Keiron » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:46 pm

termi wrote:that said, each to their own, I think UC was just looking at a fun way to preview injection before the proper cover of it shows up next update.

No no, heartfire is right. Stop being greatly poor such english speech-crafters beee serious!!
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Postby Warsprite » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:47 pm

heartfire wrote:As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.


As a human being, you should realize that occasionally we play roles that we don't actually ascribe to. It's called acting, role playing, talking in-character...all sorts of lovely things.
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Postby Esoj » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:08 pm

heartfire wrote:As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.


the internet is filled with a bit of comedy. you maybe disappointed with quite a lot of spelling etc on it.

I think it's awesome a fun approach to an update breaks up the trend a bit. it's especially impressive with how well it was all pulled off too and looks really good.
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Postby anton_es » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:24 pm

fuggen english ? no tiff-taffin way !
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Postby IronHead » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:27 pm

why are you talking like a pirate? ;__;

ps: Quetzuku's be stealin my bucket
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Postby Onea » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:02 pm

Awesome. Fluff is win.
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Postby Klaste » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:03 am

By the way, I think MiL probably stands for millimeter, if you were referring to the labels on the little crosshair for the 'nocs.
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Postby Klaste » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:12 am

heartfire wrote:As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.


It's nauseating to me that you seem to take everything so seriously.. not to mention that you turned "fuggen," whatever that means, into a proper noun. We all know you mean "fucken'" when you say "Fuggen," so just say what you mean.

Anyways, I like your suspense-building.. and the promised update within a week. Now, did you mean you were actually releasing Injection within the week, or just going into more detail?
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Postby Charkles [UK] » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:46 am

As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.


Indeed, old chap, this is quite unacceptable of the developers to write in such a way. It's just not cricket, what?

I say, developers, could you perchance refrain from writing in such a colloquial manner? heartfire, as one quite learned in the English language, is rather displeased with your role-playing. To calm down, I suggest he had better sit down for some Earl Grey tea and crumpets with some fellow thespians and gentlemen. What say you to this, Duke heartfire?

A topping idea, you say? Excellent. Now I have a game of polo to attend to, so I bid you adieu.
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Postby Loki » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:59 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Postby K7-Avenger » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:27 am

AWESOME, howecome there are orange skins? they freekin rock !
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Postby Zero-Flame » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:32 pm

heartfire wrote:As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.


What is "Fuggen English" is that a branch of the English language?
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urinal-cake wrote:Hahahaa. Holy crap. I lol'd so hard.

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Postby Marvin » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:26 am

heartfire wrote:As an English major, it's nauseating that you can't take your jobs seriously and speak Fuggen English. This is a long drop from your last update, and it is nothing short of annoying.


As an english major you should recognise acting when you see it, or did you think those theater classes were extranious crap. (that said)

map looks FREAKING AWSOME! I can't wait to play. And I quite enjoyed the punk recon presentation of the new screens; it's a lot more entertaining than just posting the pictures and saying "look pictures!" You should do that kind of thing more often.

PS Charkles, you are awsome.
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Postby urinal-cake » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:55 am

I agree.
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He's squishie and huggable. His threads are epic. His face is beard.
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Postby Cokemonkey11 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:04 pm

very nice there :D
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